1. You do not talk about 'Cat Fight Club'. 2. You do not talk about 'Cat Fight Club'. 3. When someone yells "Meaow" or goes limp, or purrs, the fight is over. 4. Only two cats to a fight. 5. One fight at a time. 6. No bells, no necklaces. 7. Fights go on as long as they have to. 8. If this is your first night at 'Cat Fight Club', you have to fight.